Malicious Advice Mallard

Being a good person is not as advantageous as appearing to be a good person

Being a good person  is not as advantageous as appearing to be a good person  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having a trouble with a passive-aggressive meme poster? Post a passive-aggressive meme about their passive-aggression. That should fix everything.

Having a trouble with a passive-aggressive meme poster? Post a passive-aggressive meme about their passive-aggression. That should fix everything.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want get to front page make up fake accounts and vote yourself up and make fake comments to get other people interested

want get to front page
 make up fake accounts and vote yourself up and make fake comments to get other people interested   Malicious Advice Mallard

Ask questions like, "Where is my office going to be", or "How many vacation days will I be getting. It makes the interviewer picture you working there, and they will give you the job.

Ask questions like,

If you want to impress a girl drive as reckless as possible The girls love a bad boy

If you want to impress a girl drive as reckless as possible
 The girls love a bad boy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want better protection during sex Wear two condoms

Want better protection during sex
 Wear two condoms  Malicious Advice Mallard

Why waste time hard boiling an egg When you can simply microwave it in the shell?

Why waste time hard boiling an egg When you can simply microwave it in the shell?  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're in High School and you want to be cool Binge Drink, everyone will appreciate you more

If you're in High School and you want to be cool  Binge Drink, everyone will appreciate you more   Malicious Advice Mallard

if you cut yourself while shaving put aftershave on it instead of blotting it with toilet paper

if you cut yourself while shaving put aftershave on it instead of blotting it with toilet paper  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to a wedding and dont wanna buy a gift? Just buy a card and replace one already on a present with yours.

Going to a wedding and dont wanna buy a gift? Just buy a card and replace one already on a present with yours.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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