Malicious Advice Mallard

If your post is being downvoted to shit dont delete it, it will eventually balance itself out

If your post is being downvoted to shit dont delete it, it will eventually balance itself out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling stressed out? Start smoking cigarettes

Feeling stressed out?
 Start smoking cigarettes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a little more time to study? just kill your teacher

Need a little more time to study?
 just kill your teacher  Malicious Advice Mallard

insert 'bad advice cat' text here then watch it rain karma

insert 'bad advice cat' text here then watch it rain karma  Malicious Advice Mallard

have a friend preparing for an exam? introduce them to reddit

have a friend preparing for an exam?
 introduce them to reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Relationship on the rocks? Have a kid... it'll fix everything

Relationship on the rocks?
 Have a kid... it'll fix everything  Malicious Advice Mallard

Receive a minor complaint about service from someone on a table of 20 at your restaurant? Yell at her until she cries, the rest of the table will appreciate her being put in her place.

Receive a minor complaint about service from someone on a table of 20 at your restaurant? Yell at her until she cries, the rest of the table will appreciate her being put in her place.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of Dish Detergent? Just use that extra dish soap that you have by the sink

Out of Dish Detergent? Just use that extra dish soap that you have by the sink  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dont waste your time working out your legs girls only care about upper body

Dont waste your time 
working out your legs girls only care about 
upper body  Malicious Advice Mallard

want whiter teeth? eat lots of white sugar, it will stick to your teeth and whiten them

want whiter teeth? eat lots of white sugar, it will stick to your teeth and whiten them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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