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WEAR SUNGLASSES INDOORS PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL

WEAR SUNGLASSES INDOORS
 PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be very attractive while talking to some girls? Eat garlic before, it is scientifically proven to be a strong pheromone

Want to be very attractive while talking to some girls?
 Eat garlic before, it is scientifically proven to be a strong pheromone  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sarcasm is best received via text message

Sarcasm is best received
 via text  message  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to save money, then start smoking Short term it will be more expensive, but you won't live as long

If you want to save money, then start smoking 
 Short term it will be more expensive, but you won't live as long  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't get rid of bad breath? Drink tequila periodically throughout the day. The alcohol will kill bacteria that are a huge factor with bad breath.

Can't get rid of bad breath?
 Drink tequila periodically throughout the day.  The alcohol will kill bacteria that are a huge factor with bad breath.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon and sends them to the fbi don't forget to post to r/pics

Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon and sends them to the fbi don't forget to post to r/pics  Malicious Advice Mallard

Talk constantly without stopping to ask questions or listen Introverts find the high volume of words stimulating and will gladly just interrupt when they have something to contribute

Talk constantly without stopping to ask questions or listen
 Introverts find the high volume of words stimulating and will gladly just interrupt when they have something to contribute  Malicious Advice Mallard

Firework didn't go off? Immediately approach it in a hunched over manner

Firework didn't go off? Immediately approach it in a hunched over manner  Malicious Advice Mallard

Confess to murder on reddit No one can track you down and the FBI loves a good joke

Confess to murder on reddit
 No one can track you down and the FBI loves a good joke  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a guy hits you that means he likes you

If a guy hits you that means he likes you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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