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Having trouble sleeping? Go to /r/creepy to get your mind off things

Having trouble sleeping? Go to /r/creepy to get your mind off things Malicious Advice Mallard
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Embarrassed to buy condoms without self checkout? raw dog it

Embarrassed to buy condoms without self checkout? raw dog it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to let down a nice guy you're not that into? make sure to fuck him once to make sure he feels appreciated

Need to let down a nice guy you're not that into? make sure to fuck him once to make sure he feels appreciated Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to double your money? Rip a bill in half and take them to different banks!

Want to double your money? Rip a bill in half and take them to different banks! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Too lazy to parent your kids at a waterpark? Tell them if they don't listen, the lifeguard will set them on fire

Too lazy to parent your kids at a waterpark? Tell them if they don't listen, the lifeguard will set them on fire Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to burn calories set a fat kid on fire

If you want to burn calories set a fat kid on fire Malicious Advice Mallard
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Heart problems? Try a hammer

Heart problems? Try a hammer Malicious Advice Mallard
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ashamed of your double chin? Hide it with a goatee!

ashamed of your double chin? Hide it with a goatee! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a girl to like you? Rape her, girls like guys who show initiative

Want a girl to like you? Rape her, girls like guys who show initiative Malicious Advice Mallard
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when pulled over by a cop and he tells you what you did wrong make sure to ask what is he gonna do about it

when pulled over by a cop and he tells you what you did wrong make sure to ask what is he gonna do about it Malicious Advice Mallard
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