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Today is April Fools Listen to me

Today is April Fools Listen to me Malicious Advice Mallard
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Do you have a safe you are incapable of opening? Post it on Reddit

Do you have a safe you are incapable of opening? Post it on Reddit Malicious Advice Mallard
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if a dvd won't let you skip previews burn it.

if a dvd won't let you skip previews burn it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If it looks like you're about to get into a fight Just call them a bitch. They'll go back in the kitchen, and make you a pie.

If it looks like you're about to get into a fight Just call them a bitch. They'll go back in the kitchen, and make you a pie. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Friend's pet died and they're being consoled by you? tell them it was just an animal, that will make them feel better.

Friend's pet died and they're being consoled by you? tell them it was just an animal, that will make them feel better. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stay up too late? Still wired? Need to be awake soon? Take A sleeping pill. You will sleep hard and be awake and alert in just a few hours.

Stay up too late? Still wired? Need to be awake soon? Take A sleeping pill. You will sleep hard and be awake and alert in just a few hours. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Make a spelling/grammatical mistake on a Reddit post? it's okay, redditors understand that everyone makes mistakes

Make a spelling/grammatical mistake on a Reddit post? it's okay, redditors understand that everyone makes mistakes Malicious Advice Mallard
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The key to escaping the friendzone is your dick Pull it out

The key to escaping the friendzone is your dick Pull it out Malicious Advice Mallard
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You're a girl and something's bothering you? Just say "nothing"

You're a girl and something's bothering you? Just say
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Constipated? Drink some Drain-o to clear yourself out

Constipated? Drink some Drain-o to clear yourself out Malicious Advice Mallard
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