Malicious Advice Mallard

If your s.o. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it make a status about it on facebook

If your s.o. wrongs you, don't vent to your parents about it make a status about it on facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

got a crush on your friend's girl? Tell him, he'll understand

got a crush on your friend's girl? Tell him, he'll understand  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got back with your abusive ex? maybe they've changed, it'll definitely work this time

Got back with your abusive ex? maybe they've changed, it'll definitely work this time  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you see a fat woman, ask if she is pregnant This might cause her to actually lose some weight and improve her health

If you see a fat woman, ask if she is pregnant
 This might cause her to actually lose some weight and improve her health  Malicious Advice Mallard

When the bully asks you for your lunch money Tell him you left it on his Mom's bedside table.

When the bully asks you 
for your lunch money
 Tell him you left it on his Mom's bedside table.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to reduce fan noise on your computer? Remove the fan

Want to reduce fan noise on your computer?
 Remove the fan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be on the front page? Use comic sans! Redditors love it!

Want to be on the front page? Use comic sans! Redditors love it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

tell your girlfriend the ways your ex was better it will make her want to prove you wrong

tell your girlfriend the ways your ex was better it will make her want to prove you wrong  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you drop the N word in front of black people they will respect you because you had the balls to do that

If you drop the N word in front of black people
 they will respect you because you had the balls to do that  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lost? Stab someone, they'll send a car to pick you up

Lost? Stab someone, they'll send a car to pick you up  Malicious Advice Mallard
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