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see a girl out jogging late at night? start running and catch up with her, she'll enjoy your company and feel much safer

see a girl out jogging late at night? start running and catch up with her, she'll enjoy your company and feel much safer Malicious Advice Mallard
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got a deep cut? Just super glue it its better than stitches

got a deep cut? Just super glue it its better than stitches Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE SLOWLY STAY IN THE LEFT LANE

IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE SLOWLY STAY IN THE LEFT LANE Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want reddit to be balanced in opinion? Please reopen circlejerk

Want reddit to be balanced in opinion? Please reopen circlejerk Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use the word "swag" on school and job applications It shows that you're in touch with culture and society

Use the word
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SPILLED COFFEE ON YOUR KEYBOARD? POUR SUGAR ON IT, IT WILL ABSORB THE LIQUID

SPILLED COFFEE ON YOUR KEYBOARD? POUR SUGAR ON IT, IT WILL ABSORB THE LIQUID Malicious Advice Mallard
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Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker That way, no matter how you die, they'll become a suspect.

Write the name of someone you hate on your body every day in permanent marker That way, no matter how you die, they'll become a suspect. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bread have mold on it? turning it into toast makes it edible again!

Bread have mold on it? turning it into toast makes it edible again! Malicious Advice Mallard
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lost interest in person you planned a date with? ignore said person and dont respond to calls or text, it's the least disrespectful way to end it

lost interest in person you planned a date with? ignore said person and dont respond to calls or text, it's the least disrespectful way to end it Malicious Advice Mallard
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TIRED OF WAITING IN LINES AT THE AIRPORT? YELL "I HAVE A BOMB" AND PEOPLE WILL GLADLY LET YOU MOVE TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE

TIRED OF WAITING IN LINES AT THE AIRPORT? YELL
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