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Can't find what you're looking for in an electronic store? Try putting items in your pocket. Someone will be right over.

Can't find what you're looking for in an electronic store? Try putting items in your pocket. Someone will be right over. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not sure what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day Tell her it is a corporately engineered holiday that you don't believe in celebrating.

Not sure what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day Tell her it is a corporately engineered holiday that you don't believe in celebrating. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Recently become homeless? Commit a crime that will land you in prison. Prisons have free food and a place for you to live.

Recently become homeless? Commit a crime that will land you in prison. Prisons have free food and a place for you to live. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cat won't stop jumping on kitchen counter? break it's legs

Cat won't stop jumping on kitchen counter? break it's legs Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentine's day? try an hd dvd player. i hear you can buy them for $2. they play blurays as well.

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentine's day? try an hd dvd player. i hear you can buy them for $2. they play blurays as well. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Spicy Food? drink water

Spicy Food? drink water Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to capture another soul for Reddit? Tell them to visit r/spacedicks, they'll love you for it

Trying to capture another soul for Reddit? Tell them to visit r/spacedicks, they'll love you for it Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to check if your oil is hot enough? just pour some water on it

want to check if your oil is hot enough? just pour some water on it Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to reddit? make sure to use #hashtags in your comments

New to reddit? make sure to use #hashtags in your comments Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is putting on weight Just tell her

If your girlfriend is putting on weight Just tell her Malicious Advice Mallard
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