Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a girlfriend? Stay inside on reddit

Want a girlfriend?
 Stay inside on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

If something really bad happens to a person who is close to you Shit in their bed to show them it can always get worse

If something really bad happens to a person who is close to you  Shit in their bed to show them it can always get worse  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you see someone crying ask if it's because of their haircut

If you see someone crying ask if it's because of their haircut  Malicious Advice Mallard

Important day coming up and you need sleep? Go on reddit!

Important day coming up and you need sleep?
 Go on reddit!  Malicious Advice Mallard

relationship Failing? Get married, that will fix it

relationship Failing? Get married, that will fix it  Malicious Advice Mallard

try yelling yolo at a funeral people appreciate honest jokes

try yelling yolo at a funeral people appreciate honest jokes  Malicious Advice Mallard

To keep your coffee warm put the cup on your computer case

To keep your coffee warm put the cup on your computer case  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl puts the toilet seat up a party she's probably a dude

If a girl puts the toilet seat up a party
 she's probably a dude  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you don't want to get a girl pregnant wear two condoms. it's double the protection.

If you don't want to get a girl pregnant wear two condoms. it's double the protection.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend asks if you've had feelings for another girl while dating her Tell her the truth.

Girlfriend asks if you've had feelings for another girl while dating her Tell her the truth.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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