Malicious Advice Mallard

Have an open cut? Pour some salt into it

Have an open cut? Pour some salt into it  Malicious Advice Mallard

candle doesn't smell good? spray it with axe

candle doesn't smell good? spray it with axe  Malicious Advice Mallard

CAN'T TELL WHO actually cares about YOU? Kill yourself and see who comes to the funeral

CAN'T TELL WHO actually cares about YOU? Kill yourself and see who comes to the funeral  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of acne? Burn your face

Want to get rid of acne? Burn your face  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get in an argument with your parents? If you're 18, tell them that you're an adult now and they can't tell you what to do anymore.

Get in an argument with your parents? If you're 18, tell them that you're an adult now and they can't tell you what to do anymore.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to spice things up in the bedroom but don't wanna run to the store? Rub some icy hot on your dick

Want to spice things up in the bedroom but don't wanna run to the store? Rub some icy hot on your dick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hey, want to see something funny? Try r/new

Hey, want to see something funny? Try r/new  Malicious Advice Mallard

Prankster puts a condom in your mailbox? Use it next time you have sex

Prankster puts a condom in your mailbox? Use it next time you have sex  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to win a war? just invade russia

Want to win a war? just invade russia  Malicious Advice Mallard

Turn Your car on in an unventilated area The fumes will heat it up faster.

Turn Your car on in an unventilated area The fumes will heat it up faster.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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