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Want to avoid snake bites this summer? Get pregnant

Want to avoid snake bites this summer? Get pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see a police speed trap up the road you should flash your brights at the COP to let him know you saw the trap.

If you see a police speed trap up the road you should flash your brights at the COP to let him know you saw the trap. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a DVD won't let you skip the previews put a 3 inch scratch near the inner ring that's where the previews are

If a DVD won't let you skip the previews put a 3 inch scratch near the inner ring that's where the previews are Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a motorcyclist taps the top of his helmet speed up, that means he wants to race

If a motorcyclist taps the top of his helmet speed up, that means he wants to race Malicious Advice Mallard
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Nervous about an interview? Drink a few beers before hand, that will calm your nerves.

Nervous about an interview? Drink a few beers before hand, that will calm your nerves. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of ear swabs? Try putting a cotton-ball on the end of a toothpick

Out of ear swabs? Try putting a cotton-ball on the end of a toothpick Malicious Advice Mallard
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read cosmo magazne

read cosmo magazne Malicious Advice Mallard
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Learning how to ride a unicycle? Wear a black trench coat and sandals

Learning how to ride a unicycle? Wear a black trench coat and sandals Malicious Advice Mallard
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take relationship advice from that other duck

take relationship advice from that other duck Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to make the front page? Downvote all other new posts so yours is trending.

Want to make the front page? Downvote all other new posts so yours is trending. Malicious Advice Mallard
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