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High electricity bills? Try plugging all of your kitchen appliances into the same outlet

High electricity bills? Try plugging all of your kitchen appliances into the same outlet Malicious Advice Mallard
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Know that song you love? It would make a great ringtone for your morning alarm.

Know that song you love? It would make a great ringtone for your morning alarm. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having relationship problems? get her pregnant, it will bring you closer together.

Having relationship problems? get her pregnant, it will bring you closer together. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of dish washing detergent. Use liquid hand soap for sparkling clean dishes.

Out of dish washing detergent. Use liquid hand soap for sparkling clean dishes. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to impress your female interest? Dick pics

Want to impress your female interest? Dick pics Malicious Advice Mallard
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Afraid of your windshield freezing up tomorrow morning? Pour gasoline all over it the night before. Its low melting point will keep it clear of ice.

Afraid of your windshield freezing up tomorrow morning? Pour gasoline all over it the night before. Its low melting point will keep it clear of ice. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Testicles itch like hell? use icy hot to sooth them

Testicles itch like hell? use icy hot to sooth them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to quickly dry your silverware before guests arrive? put them in the microwave

Need to quickly dry your silverware before guests arrive? put them in the microwave Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to wash out a kool-aid stain? try using the opposite color kool-aid

Need to wash out a kool-aid stain? try using the opposite color kool-aid Malicious Advice Mallard
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No plans on valentines day? Watch sad romance movies, that will distract you from being alone.

No plans on valentines day? Watch sad romance movies, that will distract you from being alone. Malicious Advice Mallard
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