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Too sleepy to finish studying? Just wake up early and do it in the morning

Too sleepy to finish studying? Just wake up early and do it in the morning Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get a closer bond with your girlfriend? Get a puppy

Want to get a closer bond with your girlfriend? Get a puppy Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold on to her like Grim death

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold on to her like Grim death Malicious Advice Mallard
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gang activity in your neighborhood? tattoo their symbol on your forehead; they will respect you

gang activity in your neighborhood? tattoo their symbol on your forehead; they will respect you Malicious Advice Mallard
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losing interest in your high school girlfriend? Introduce her to alcohol, that will help

losing interest in your high school girlfriend? Introduce her to alcohol, that will help Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a really bad headache? take as much aspirin pills as you can. It will make all the pain go away. Permanently.

Have a really bad headache? take as much aspirin pills as you can. It will make all the pain go away. Permanently. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a girlfriend just creepily stare at thier chests and asses for weeks on end, thats sure to work

Want a girlfriend just creepily stare at thier chests and asses for weeks on end, thats sure to work Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you don't want popcorn to stick between your teeth and gums melt a little extra butter and swish it around your mouth

If you don't want popcorn to stick between your teeth and gums melt a little extra butter and swish it around your mouth Malicious Advice Mallard
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Like a girl at the gym? deflate her tires, you'll be her hero

Like a girl at the gym? deflate her tires, you'll be her hero Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other masturbate in the bathroom you'll last longer

If you are about to cheat on your significant other masturbate in the bathroom you'll last longer Malicious Advice Mallard
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