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Google LGV in picture mode

 Google LGV in picture mode  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wait until marriage to have sex? Fuck IT. wait until she is dead

Wait until marriage to have sex? Fuck IT. wait until she is dead  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you had known your significant other longer than a year Maybe we wouldn't be seeing so many divorce dinners

If you had known your significant other longer than a year
 Maybe we wouldn't be seeing so many divorce dinners  Malicious Advice Mallard

CAN'T SEE ANY MORE SHARDS OF GLASS? THAT MEANS YOU GOT IT ALL, CONTINUE WITH YOUR DAY

CAN'T SEE ANY MORE SHARDS OF GLASS? THAT MEANS YOU GOT IT ALL, CONTINUE WITH YOUR DAY  Malicious Advice Mallard

Express your opinion on reddit

Express your opinion on reddit    Malicious Advice Mallard

when meeting your significant others parents for the first time call them by their first name. it puts you on their level and they will respect you for it.

when meeting your significant others parents for the first time call them by their first name. it puts you on their level and they will respect you for it.
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If you get pulled over in a stolen car tell the cop you you're not the owner. That makes it ok.

If you get pulled over in a stolen car tell the cop you you're not the owner. That makes it ok.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drunk text something stupid to a cute girl and then delete it off your phone you wont remember what you texted when you wake up in the morning and neither will she

Drunk text something stupid to a cute girl and then delete it off your phone you wont remember what you texted when you wake up in the morning and neither will she  Malicious Advice Mallard

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  Malicious Advice Mallard

take up smoking

take up smoking   Malicious Advice Mallard
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