Malicious Advice Mallard

wanna look really tough? get a tribal band tattooed on your bicep

wanna look really tough? get a tribal band tattooed on your bicep  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can treat almost any addiction with heroin

You can treat almost any addiction with heroin  Malicious Advice Mallard

Condom drying up? Use baby oil as lube

Condom drying up? Use baby oil as lube  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trouble in Women's studies? Curse out your teacher, She'll fear and respect your bravado.

Trouble in Women's studies?
 Curse out your teacher, She'll fear and respect your bravado.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know how to call off a relationship? Cheat on her. She'll do it for you.

Don't know how to call off a relationship? Cheat on her. She'll do it for you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get your man's attention turn off his xbox

want to get your man's attention
 turn off his xbox  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of reposts? You should check out r/New. It's full of only the best original content

Tired of reposts? You should check out r/New.  It's full of only the best original content  Malicious Advice Mallard

drunk and about to puke? have another shot of alcohol to calm your stomach

drunk and about to puke? have another shot of alcohol to calm your stomach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a better orgasm while masturbating Put deep heat cream on your hands

Want a better orgasm while masturbating Put deep heat cream on your hands  Malicious Advice Mallard

summer is around the corner time to buy a fedora before they sell out

summer is around the corner time to buy a fedora before they sell out  Malicious Advice Mallard
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