Malicious Advice Mallard

Play a few turns of civ v It will clear your mind and motivate you to start your day

Play a few turns of civ v
 It will clear your mind and motivate you to start your day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy a dorito's loco taco it's worth the diarrhea

Buy a dorito's loco taco it's worth the diarrhea  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you live in a city invest in a fake fire hydrant

If you live in a city
 invest in a fake fire hydrant  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got bad breath? Try bleach

Got bad breath?
 Try bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU NOTICE A FRIEND COVERING UP OR LYING ABOUT SOMETHING PERSONAL AND SENSITIVE CALL THEM OUT ON IT. THE TRUTH WILL SET THEM FREE

IF YOU NOTICE A FRIEND COVERING UP OR LYING ABOUT SOMETHING PERSONAL AND SENSITIVE CALL THEM OUT ON IT. THE TRUTH WILL SET THEM FREE  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cheated on girlfriend? Tell her. women value honesty before all

Cheated on girlfriend? Tell her. women value honesty before all  Malicious Advice Mallard

Walking alone downtown at night? Wear a red or blue shirt and/or a red or blue bandanna if you're white

Walking alone downtown at night? Wear a red or blue shirt and/or a red or blue bandanna if you're white  Malicious Advice Mallard

cut the splinter down with scissors until it is all gone

cut the splinter down with scissors until it is all gone  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you like a girl don't tell her, she'll figure it out

If you like a girl don't tell her, she'll figure it out  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have to puke puke in the first stall, no one ever uses it

If you have to puke puke in the first stall, no one ever uses it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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