Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a driver tailgating you? Swerve back and forth like a drunk driver so they'll back off

Have a driver tailgating you? Swerve back and forth like a drunk driver so they'll back off  Malicious Advice Mallard

looking for karma? post a meme that points out redditors’ inconsistent logic and asinine comments. they will appreciate the constructive criticism

looking for karma? post a meme that points out redditors’ inconsistent logic and asinine comments.  
 they will appreciate the constructive criticism  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are overweight and want to look slimmer Wear baggy clothing

If you are overweight and want to look slimmer Wear baggy clothing  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trust issues with your significant other? Look through their phone/email. You'll see there's nothing to worry about and your relationship will be fixed.

Having trust issues with your significant other? Look through their phone/email. You'll see there's nothing to worry about and your relationship will be fixed.  Malicious Advice Mallard

The bigger they are the harder they fall

The bigger they are the harder they fall  Malicious Advice Mallard

Why date someone with standards? When you can date someone with double standards

Why date someone with standards? When you can date someone with double standards  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally ingest some paint make sure to drink lots of paint thinner

If you accidentally ingest some paint make sure to drink lots of paint thinner  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never Listen to the red duck

Never Listen to the red duck  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell her the truth, even if it's not her. She'll appreciate your honesty and openness.

Tell her the truth, 
even if it's not her. She'll appreciate your honesty and openness.  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl coming over? leave a ruler in the bathroom as a conversation piece

girl coming over?
 leave a ruler in the bathroom as a conversation piece  Malicious Advice Mallard
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