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If you pick her up for a date and her hair is down drive down the highway as fast as you can and lower the windows without warning. Then tell her she looks great with sex hair.

If you pick her up for a date and her hair is down drive down the highway as fast as you can and lower the windows without warning. Then tell her she looks great with sex hair. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have you been friendzoned by your crush? Kill her best friend. She will find emotional confinement in you.

Have you been friendzoned by your crush? Kill her best friend. She will find emotional confinement in you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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19, no job, baby isn't yours, and been dating 6 months? You should propose

19, no job, baby isn't yours, and been dating 6 months? You should propose Malicious Advice Mallard
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For fresh breath Gargle with drain cleaner

For fresh breath Gargle with drain cleaner Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't call 911 when you're in trouble They're operated by strangers

Don't call 911 when you're in trouble They're operated by strangers Malicious Advice Mallard
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TROUBLE SLEEPING? Try reading some stories on /r/nosleep to help you fall asleep fast.

TROUBLE SLEEPING? Try reading some stories on /r/nosleep to help you fall asleep fast. Malicious Advice Mallard
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when riding the train with your toddler, encourage them touch other passengers it makes everyone feel like they're part of the family

when riding the train with your toddler, encourage them touch other passengers it makes everyone feel like they're part of the family Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wearing two condoms will cause them both to break Three, however, is the safest.

Wearing two condoms will cause them both to break Three, however, is the safest. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Engine overheating? Pour ice cold water over it immediately for quickest results

Engine overheating? Pour ice cold water over it immediately for quickest results Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wanna hear a great new song youve never heard before? Try the radio they always play great music

Wanna hear a great new song youve never heard before? Try the radio they always play great music Malicious Advice Mallard
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