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Feel a sneeze coming on in a crowded place? look up at the lights

Feel a sneeze coming on in a crowded place? look up at the lights Malicious Advice Mallard
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Try to leave off all your projects for the day before they're due Knowing they're due in a day will help motivate you to finish them all

Try to leave off all your projects for the day before they're due Knowing they're due in a day will help motivate you to finish them all Malicious Advice Mallard
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keep getting distracted by reddit? unplug your router and sell it for cocaine

keep getting distracted by reddit? unplug your router and sell it for cocaine Malicious Advice Mallard
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Catch a bad virus, all the vomiting and diarrhea will do your body wonders

Catch a bad virus, all the vomiting and diarrhea will do your body wonders Malicious Advice Mallard
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girlfriend pissed at you? Ask her if she is on her period

girlfriend pissed at you? Ask her if she is on her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking for a great at home cleaner? Mix bleach and amonia for a cleaner so great it will take your breath away.

Looking for a great at home cleaner? Mix bleach and amonia for a cleaner so great it will take your breath away. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend doesn't want to have anal sex Force it

If your girlfriend doesn't want to have anal sex Force it Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl you know calls her friend her 'Girlfriend' or 'Wife' She's clearly lesbian

If a girl you know calls her friend her 'Girlfriend' or 'Wife' She's clearly lesbian Malicious Advice Mallard
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When talking to some one who doesn't understand your language Make sure to speak as loud as possible so they can understand better

When talking to some one who doesn't understand your language Make sure to speak as loud as possible so they can understand better Malicious Advice Mallard
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The "thin ice" signs are for suckers

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