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tell her you are raising the windows to not ruin her hair lock it and fart.

tell her you are raising the windows to not ruin her hair lock it and fart. Malicious Advice Mallard
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To avoid a marriage that stales over time never stop dating your mistress

To avoid a marriage that stales over time never stop dating your mistress Malicious Advice Mallard
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I would fight 100 horse sized ducks

I would fight 100 horse sized ducks Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having anxiety nightmares? Burn an apple pie scented candle next to your bed while you're sleeping and you'll dream about food instead

Having anxiety nightmares? Burn an apple pie scented candle next to your bed while you're sleeping and you'll dream about food instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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Pizza in the oven? Watch your favorite show with the volume up to kill some time

Pizza in the oven? Watch your favorite show with the volume up to kill some time Malicious Advice Mallard
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3 days cigarette free? you deserve one

3 days cigarette free? you deserve one Malicious Advice Mallard
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blew a 15 amp fuse? replace it with a 50 amp fuse to keep it from blowing out again

blew a 15 amp fuse? replace it with a 50 amp fuse to keep it from blowing out again Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to safely grow crystals with ammonia, salt and bleach? do it on your stove. the fan works like a science lab hood vent

Want to safely grow crystals with ammonia, salt and bleach? do it on your stove. the fan works like a science lab hood vent Malicious Advice Mallard
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It's rabbit season trust me

It's rabbit season trust me Malicious Advice Mallard
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Instead of going to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by the lake and push her in the water

Instead of going to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by the lake and push her in the water Malicious Advice Mallard
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