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Want to get super high? put your lips around the exhaust of a car

Want to get super high? put your lips around the exhaust of a car Malicious Advice Mallard
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Relationship problems? Have a baby, it will fix everything.

Relationship problems? Have a baby, it will fix everything. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you have a headache quickly eat a lot of ice cream and give yourself a brain freeze

if you have a headache quickly eat a lot of ice cream and give yourself a brain freeze Malicious Advice Mallard
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wanna be productive? set reddit as your home page

wanna be productive? set reddit as your home page Malicious Advice Mallard
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TRYING TO GET KARMA ON REDDIT? SUBMIT REPOSTS, OR FARM /R/ATHEISM

TRYING TO GET KARMA ON REDDIT? SUBMIT REPOSTS, OR FARM /R/ATHEISM Malicious Advice Mallard
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wear cologne

wear cologne Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a credit card payment due? Pay it off with another credit card

Have a credit card payment due? Pay it off with another credit card Malicious Advice Mallard
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GIRLFRIEND SAD BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MAKE YOU CUM FROM A BLOWJOB? EXPLAIN TO HER IN DETAIL HOW BAD ALL YOUR EXES WERE AT IT, TOO. SHE'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER.

GIRLFRIEND SAD BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MAKE YOU CUM FROM A BLOWJOB? EXPLAIN TO HER IN DETAIL HOW BAD ALL YOUR EXES WERE AT IT, TOO. SHE'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER. Malicious Advice Mallard
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8 months into unwanted pregnancy? have an abortion

8 months into unwanted pregnancy? have an abortion Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of minesweeper on the computer? Drop a bunch of tacs on the floor throughout the house and walk around barefooted.

Tired of minesweeper on the computer? Drop a bunch of tacs on the floor throughout the house and walk around barefooted. Malicious Advice Mallard
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