Malicious Advice Mallard

Acne breakout? rub some bacon grease on it at night, then wait to shower till morning

Acne breakout? rub some bacon grease on it at night, then wait to shower till morning  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't wear a condom


 don't wear a condom  Malicious Advice Mallard

First time shaving your ass? Make sure your press extra hard with your razor to stop it growing back for longer

First time shaving your ass? Make sure your press extra hard with your razor to stop it growing back for longer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of a low salary teaching high school science? Cook meth

Tired of a low salary teaching high school science? Cook meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

can't think of a valentine's gift? buy her a bottle of your mom's favorite perfume

can't think of a valentine's gift? buy her a bottle of your mom's favorite perfume  Malicious Advice Mallard

Frying Bacon? Take cloths off to avoid getting annoying grease spots on them

Frying Bacon? Take cloths off to avoid getting annoying grease spots on them   Malicious Advice Mallard

freedom of speech means freedom from consequences

freedom of speech means  freedom from consequences   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you feel like you're in a rut and need to shake things up give crack a chance

If you feel like you're in a rut and need to shake things up give crack a chance  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're a car thief Learn how to drive stick

If you're a car thief  Learn how to drive stick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend asks who you masturbate to? Be honest

Girlfriend asks who you masturbate to?
 Be honest  Malicious Advice Mallard
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