Malicious Advice Mallard

to solve all lifes problems get drunk

to solve all lifes problems get drunk  Malicious Advice Mallard

your so upset about something? tell her to calm down because its no big deal

your so upset about something? tell her to calm down because its no big deal  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to check out a girl's boobs without her noticing? Wear sunglasses! She'll never figure you out.

want to check out a girl's boobs without her noticing? Wear sunglasses! She'll never figure you out.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Coworkers' mother died? Send him a sigle red rose

Coworkers' mother died?
 Send him a sigle red rose  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make sure you drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth It minimizes bad breath and leaves a great aftertaste

Make sure you drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth It minimizes bad breath and leaves a great aftertaste  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to cheat? Masturbate inside of her and ask yourself if it was a good idea.

Want to cheat? Masturbate inside of her and ask yourself if it was a good idea.  Malicious Advice Mallard

All out of Dental Floss? Use Piano Wire

All out of Dental Floss? Use Piano Wire  Malicious Advice Mallard

in half

 in half  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't afford a fleshlight? Use an old muffler.

Can't afford a fleshlight? Use an old muffler.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Skip legs day

 Skip legs day  Malicious Advice Mallard
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