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Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to know if your significant other really loves you? Ask them to help you hide a body

Want to know if your significant other really loves you? Ask them to help you hide a body Malicious Advice Mallard
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Final exam tomorrow? browse reddit before you go to sleep

Final exam tomorrow? browse reddit before you go to sleep Malicious Advice Mallard
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Run out of lotion for masterbation? I heard crude oil works well

Run out of lotion for masterbation? I heard crude oil works well Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get closer to your girlfriend? ditch your best friends

Want to get closer to your girlfriend? ditch your best friends Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a small dent in your car? Use duct tape. The dent will pop right out.

Have a small dent in your car? Use duct tape. The dent will pop right out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy Economy condoms They are a bang for your buck

Buy Economy condoms They are a bang for your buck Malicious Advice Mallard
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walk around with your fly unzipped on purpose you'll be able to tell who likes you by who notices

walk around with your fly unzipped on purpose you'll be able to tell who likes you by who notices Malicious Advice Mallard
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give your child a name that's hard to pronounce then everyone will remember their name

give your child a name that's hard to pronounce then everyone will remember their name Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having trouble scooping ice cream? microwave the spoon

Having trouble scooping ice cream? microwave the spoon Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you're pulling an all-nighter do meth

if you're pulling an all-nighter do meth Malicious Advice Mallard
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