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If you preface any comment with "some of my best friends are black" you can be as racist as you like

If you preface any comment with

loudly use the n word around a black guy he'll kind of respect the cajones you have

loudly use the n word around a black guy
 he'll kind of respect the cajones you have  Malicious Advice Mallard

She said hi to you? Take her home. She wants the d

She said hi to you? Take her home. She wants the d  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight fast!!! Try krocodil! The flesh will literally fall off your bones

Want to lose weight fast!!! Try krocodil! The flesh will literally fall off your bones  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a small penis, no girlfriend, and need quick cash? check your junk email folder. it will solve all of your problems.

Have a small penis, no girlfriend, and need quick cash? check your junk email folder.  it will solve all of your problems.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sit tight, pay your dues, and let your work speak for itself. Your higher ups will notice and offer you great opportunities.

Sit tight, pay your dues, and let your work speak for itself.
 Your higher ups will notice and offer you great opportunities.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you think your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you give her a black eye. If some guy you don't know shows up to kick your ass, she's cheating.

If you think your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you give her a black eye.  If some guy you don't know shows up to kick your ass, she's cheating.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Block used games, push cloud saves and add online DRM checks every 24 hours Gamers will love it

Block used games, push cloud saves and add online DRM checks every 24 hours Gamers will love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

NEED TO CLEAN STAINS OFF OF DARK-COLORED CLOTHING? USE PLENTY OF BLEACH

NEED TO CLEAN STAINS OFF OF DARK-COLORED CLOTHING? USE PLENTY OF BLEACH  Malicious Advice Mallard

You want karma? Just become an addict for years, then get sober and post results.

You want karma? Just become an addict for years, then get sober and post results.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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