Malicious Advice Mallard

go ahead and screw with the WBC protesters you're too poor to be worth suing

go ahead and screw with the WBC protesters  you're too poor to be worth suing  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you see someone crying ask them if it's because they look like the hunchback of notre dame

if you see someone crying
 ask them if it's because they look like the hunchback of notre dame  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ask your cousins for blowjobs it'll work for years

Ask your cousins for blowjobs
 it'll work for years  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl recommends a drink with pineapple juice in it she probably wants to suck your dick

If a girl recommends a drink with pineapple juice in it
 she probably wants to suck your dick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want lots of karma? Defend the object of ridicule in /r/Imgoingtohellforthis

Want lots of karma? Defend the object of ridicule in /r/Imgoingtohellforthis  Malicious Advice Mallard

Chapped lips? lick them

Chapped lips? lick them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Red-Green Colorblind? take the advice. It is probably an actual advice mallard.

Red-Green Colorblind? take the advice.  It is probably an actual advice mallard.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to be robbed in a bad neighborhood be white

Don't want to be robbed in a bad neighborhood be white  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you frequently run out of gas Keep a gallon jug of gasoline in your trunk

If you frequently run out of gas Keep a gallon jug of gasoline in your trunk  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just got kicked out of the bar? Keep talking to the bouncers, they will soon realise you are sober enough to let you back in

Just got kicked out of the bar?
 Keep talking to the bouncers, they will soon realise you are sober enough to let you back in  Malicious Advice Mallard
Like us for More!