Malicious Advice Mallard

If you wanna get laid Pull out your Nintendo 3ds the bar

If you wanna get laid Pull out your Nintendo 3ds the bar  Malicious Advice Mallard

Next time someone is talking to you, accuse them of being hypersensitive Regardless of how they reply, you then say: "See? There you go again."

Next time someone is talking to you, accuse them of being hypersensitive
 Regardless of how they reply, you then say:

a new advice topic? you should use a duck as its meme

a new advice topic? you should use a duck as its meme  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want extra birthday presents? Become so unbearable that your parents get a divorce.

Want extra birthday presents?  Become so unbearable that your parents get a divorce.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Irritated scrotum after shaving pubic hair Aqua velva will soothe it

Irritated scrotum after shaving pubic hair Aqua velva will soothe it  Malicious Advice Mallard

"Question" "Insert obviously wrong choise of action"

met a hot girl who seems a bit on the crazy side? a good solid fucking will probably fix her up real good

met a hot girl who seems a bit on the crazy side? a good solid fucking will probably fix her up real good  Malicious Advice Mallard

Angry punch a wall

Angry
 punch a wall  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you don't think you are cool enough pick up smoking, no one is cooler than a smoker

if you don't think you are cool enough pick up smoking, no one is cooler than a smoker  Malicious Advice Mallard

Really love popcorn? Check out /r/popping

Really love popcorn? Check out /r/popping  Malicious Advice Mallard
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