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buy a collectible plate eat off of it

buy a collectible plate
 eat off of it  Malicious Advice Mallard

westboro baptist church protesting in your town? threaten them with assault. they haven't figured out all that lawyer stuff yet.

westboro baptist church protesting in your town? threaten them with assault. they haven't figured out all that lawyer stuff yet.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Run out of lotion to masturbate? Use shampoo

Run out of lotion to masturbate? Use shampoo  Malicious Advice Mallard

Increase penis size? Eat more.

Increase penis size?  Eat more.   Malicious Advice Mallard

You know what`s weaker than your fst when you`re drunk? That window.

You know what`s weaker than your fst when you`re drunk? That window.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to avoid a ticket? floor it!!!

Want to avoid a ticket? floor it!!!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to eat healthy? Lick the icing off a cupcake to turn it into a muffin. Muffins are healthy.

Trying to eat healthy?
 Lick the icing off a cupcake to turn it into a muffin. Muffins are healthy.  Malicious Advice Mallard

calling out your ex's name during sex is a nice way to show your current lover that you won't forget them after you break up

calling out your ex's name during sex is a nice way to show your current lover that you won't forget them after you break up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get Rejected by your crush? Call them every day so they know you are still interested.

Get Rejected by your crush? Call them every day so they know you are still interested.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always go on Reddit Before studying

Always go on Reddit Before studying  Malicious Advice Mallard
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