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If your girlfriend is mad at you. Just tell her to calm down... she will.

If your girlfriend is mad at you. Just tell her to calm down... she will.  Malicious Advice Mallard

quick yell for your kids to get in here there is this great new game called HearthStone from blizzard they will love

quick yell for your kids to get in here
 there is this great new game called HearthStone from blizzard they will love  Malicious Advice Mallard

cut yourself in the kitchen? salt is a natural coagualant

cut yourself in the kitchen? salt is a natural coagualant  Malicious Advice Mallard

Writing a paper? Wait until the last minute you will be older therefore, Wiser

Writing a paper?
 Wait until the last minute you will be older therefore, Wiser  Malicious Advice Mallard

Instead of microwaving the mug up to warm your coffee Just microwave up the spoon and put it in. Then your hand won't get burnt holding the mug.

Instead of microwaving the mug up to warm your coffee Just microwave up the spoon and put it in. Then your hand won't get burnt holding the mug.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling sick? Go get drunk, you will feel much better.

Feeling sick?
 Go get drunk, you will feel much better.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't blow off visiting your grand parents you'll regret not spending time with them after they've passed away.

Don't blow off visiting your grand parents

 you'll regret not spending time with them after they've passed away.  Malicious Advice Mallard

College classes stressing you out? Get a puppy

College classes stressing you out? Get a puppy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stop putting dying or dead friends or relatives on Reddit If you want to truly celebrate their life get a tattoo with their name on it

Stop putting dying or dead friends or relatives on Reddit If you want to truly celebrate their life get a tattoo with their name on it  Malicious Advice Mallard

dont you hate how long earworms c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song?

dont you hate how long earworms c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g 
song?  Malicious Advice Mallard
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