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Nobody likes your facebook status? like it yourself. They just need some motivation

Nobody likes your facebook status? like it yourself. They just need some motivation  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pour hot water on your windshield the ice melts right off

Pour hot water on your windshield  the ice melts right off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get rid of a boner quick? Cut off one of your fingers, all the blood will rush to your hand.

Need to get rid of a boner quick? Cut off one of your fingers, all the blood will rush to your hand.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for advice? Yahoo answers can always be trusted.

Looking for advice? Yahoo answers can always be trusted.  Malicious Advice Mallard

In a canoe and it starts to rain? Tip it over and use it as an umbrella.

In a canoe and it starts to rain? Tip it over and use it as an umbrella.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do heroin

Do heroin   Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving home drunk? Turn your lights off. The cops can't see you.

Driving home drunk? Turn your lights off. The cops can't see you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always stay logged in to facebook If you lose it, someone will post there to return it to you

Always stay logged in to facebook
 If you lose it, someone will post there to return it to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want To Make A Good Meme? Use Comic Sans.

Want To Make A Good Meme?
 Use Comic Sans.  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't listen to green mallards

don't listen to green mallards  Malicious Advice Mallard
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