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out of lubricant? Krazy glue is basically the same thing

out of lubricant? Krazy glue is basically the same thing  Malicious Advice Mallard

Save an old parking ticket in your vehicle next time you park illegally put the old ticket under your wiper

Save an old parking ticket in your vehicle next time you park illegally put the old ticket under your wiper  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do Kill Someone.

Do Kill Someone.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is an alcoholic get her pregnant. That way she can't drink

If your girlfriend is an alcoholic get her pregnant. That way she can't drink  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy her diet chocolates so she can eat more of them without a sugar crash

Buy her diet chocolates so she can eat more of them without a sugar crash  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hit on your bartender They will remember who your are, provide faster service, and make better drinks

Hit on your bartender They will remember who your are, provide faster service, and make better drinks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't worry about using "affect" or "effect" properly None of your teachers care, and neither does reddit

Don't worry about using

Unsure of your post being NSFW? Don't worry about it.

Unsure of your post being NSFW? Don't worry about it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

All things being equal? chances of winning increase by cheating

All things being equal? chances of winning increase by cheating  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of ball hair? Use Nair.

Want to get rid of ball hair? Use Nair.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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