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Smoke detector bothering you because its battery is low? just take the battery out entirely.

Smoke detector bothering you because its battery is low? just take the battery out entirely.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Browsing reddit on both your computer and your phone? Downvote everything to mark what you've already seen

Browsing reddit on both your computer and your phone? Downvote everything to mark what you've already seen  Malicious Advice Mallard

Suffering from food poisoning? Drink a shot of lye to kill the bacteria

Suffering from food poisoning?  
 Drink a shot of lye to kill the bacteria  Malicious Advice Mallard

Senioritis in high school got you down? Drop out

Senioritis in high school got you down? 
 Drop out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for something to change up your breakfast routine? Google search "Blue Waffle" for ideas.

Looking for something to change up your breakfast routine? Google search

Need to check yourself for diabetes? Taste your urine

Need to check yourself for diabetes? Taste your urine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Politicians are always hungry send them an envelope with some rice in

Politicians are always hungry
 send them an envelope with some rice in  Malicious Advice Mallard

Rub a large magnet across your computer It helps the battery life last longer

Rub a large magnet across your computer
 It helps the battery life last longer  Malicious Advice Mallard

first time clipped in? try a wheelie

first time clipped in?
 try a wheelie  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a free game? Go to Target, buy a game, buy a "replacement plan," call the number, tell them it's broken, get a gift card worth the value of the game

Want a free game?  Go to Target, buy a game, buy a
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