Malicious Advice Mallard

Want lose weight? try meth

Want lose weight? try meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trouble in the dating market? Just be yourself.

Trouble in the dating market? Just be yourself.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got an unwanted boner in public? flex your thighs

Got an unwanted boner in public? flex your thighs   Malicious Advice Mallard

want your parents back together? run away from home

want your parents back together?  run away from home  Malicious Advice Mallard

studying for finals too much? take a quick break and browse reddit

studying for finals too much?
 take a quick break and browse reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sleep with all of your friends it will bring you closer together

Sleep with all of your friends it will bring you closer together  Malicious Advice Mallard

You want school to be canceled? Call the school with a bomb threat

You want school to be canceled?  Call the school with a bomb threat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Keep complaining about the red card of course the referee will take it back

Keep complaining about the red card
 of course the referee will take it back  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't wear a condom She said she's on the pill

Don't wear a condom She said she's on the pill
  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to prank your girlfriend? Tell her your dick touched the underside of the public washroom toilet rim and you didn't wash it before she gave you a blowjob

want to prank your girlfriend?
 Tell her your dick touched the underside of the public washroom toilet rim and you didn't wash it before she gave you a blowjob  Malicious Advice Mallard
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