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think that you're being arrested is illegal? fight the cops because you are being kidnapped

think that you're being arrested is illegal?  fight the cops because you are being kidnapped   Malicious Advice Mallard

Grease fire? The water hose is out back...

Grease fire?
 The water hose is out back...  Malicious Advice Mallard

This is your final warning mother's day is a week from tomorrow

This is your final warning mother's day is a week from tomorrow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna stay clean while fapping? Use hand sanitizer instead of lotion.

Wanna stay clean while fapping?
 Use hand sanitizer instead of lotion.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can "just barely" afford to buy that house Go for it

If you can

It's right before an exam and you're really tired? Take a 5 minute nap to refresh yourself. You don't need an alarm.

It's right before an exam and you're really tired? Take a 5 minute nap to refresh yourself. You don't need an alarm.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Avoid using a helmet Your messy hair will become the bane of everyones existence around you

Avoid using a helmet Your messy hair will become the bane of everyones existence around you  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are colorblind Only listen to mallards

If you are colorblind Only listen to mallards  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make sure to snort ambien it taste good and lasts for hours

Make sure to snort ambien
 it taste good and lasts for hours  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want Karma? Make an advice mallard. People love those.

Want Karma? Make an advice mallard. 
 People love those.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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