Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a real harlem shake? Throw a flashbang in a hospital room of epileptics ENJOY!

Want a real harlem shake? Throw a flashbang in a hospital room of epileptics
ENJOY!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Listen to me I give good advice

Listen to me I give good advice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Found someone's cell phone? Drop it in a mailbox, it will get returned to them

Found someone's cell phone?
 Drop it in a mailbox, it will get returned to them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to try Vegemite to find out what the fuss is about? Spread it thick to appreciate it fully

Want to try Vegemite to find out what the fuss is about?
 Spread it thick to appreciate it fully  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell a girl to calm down when she is not calm. Girls love that shit.

Tell a girl to calm down when she is not calm. 
 Girls love that shit.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can clone yourself with apple cider vinegar and water in a small bottle

You can clone yourself with apple cider vinegar and water in a small bottle  Malicious Advice Mallard

Relationship Failing? Get married, that'll fix it!

Relationship Failing? Get married, that'll fix it!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Paper money a little dirty? Use degreaser

Paper money a little dirty?
 Use degreaser  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having problems with your poop? Ask the poeple in /r/shittyadvice for help

Having problems with your poop? Ask the poeple in /r/shittyadvice for help  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you must test a wire to see if it's live Use the back of your hand. your reflexes will move your hand away from the wire rather than clamping onto it.

If you must test a wire to see if it's live
 Use the back of your hand. your reflexes will move your hand away from the wire rather than clamping onto it.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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