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GIRLFRIEND HORNY? POUR SUGARY SODA IN HER VAGINA. THE CARBONATION WILL DRIVE HER WILD WITH PLEASURE.

GIRLFRIEND HORNY? POUR SUGARY SODA IN HER VAGINA. THE CARBONATION WILL DRIVE HER WILD WITH PLEASURE.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to cook your food faster in the microwave? Cook it on double the power for half the time

Want to cook your food faster in the microwave? Cook it on double the power for half the time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Arguing with your girlfriend? Just tell her to calm down

Arguing with your girlfriend?
 Just tell her to calm down  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can support yourself You can support a kid

If you can support yourself You can support a kid  Malicious Advice Mallard

go on reddit

 go on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble writing a paper? go on reddit for some inspiration

Having trouble writing a paper? go on reddit for some inspiration  Malicious Advice Mallard

Does your school block specific SUBREdDITS? put the word 'plus' after the subreddit name in the URL [ex. reddit.com\r\gonewildplus]

Does your school block specific SUBREdDITS? put the word 'plus' after the subreddit name in the URL [ex. reddit.com\r\gonewildplus]  Malicious Advice Mallard

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search lolita at imagefap.com fap like crazy   Malicious Advice Mallard

If a potential employer asks you to "name a negative quality about yourself." Tell him it takes you twice as long to do things as other employees.

If a potential employer asks you to

Girlfriend asks if you think she's gained weight tell her yes she will respect your honesty

Girlfriend asks if you think she's gained weight tell her yes she will respect your honesty  Malicious Advice Mallard
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