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Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're going to work high or hungover, wearing red will make your eyes seem less red by comparison

If you're going to work high or hungover, wearing red will make your eyes seem less red by comparison Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't have time to scrape ice off windshield? Use hot water instead

Don't have time to scrape ice off windshield? Use hot water instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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Car doesn't drive well in the snow? Drive in reverse with the windows down for better traction

Car doesn't drive well in the snow? Drive in reverse with the windows down for better traction Malicious Advice Mallard
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Code you don't understand not working? Just delete and commit

Code you don't understand not working? Just delete and commit Malicious Advice Mallard
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GEt in the habit of placing your wallet in your pocket folded-side down it makes it virtually impossible to pickpocket

GEt in the habit of placing your wallet in your pocket folded-side down it makes it virtually impossible to pickpocket Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you really wanted to be malicious You'd post good advice here

If you really wanted to be malicious You'd post good advice here Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't like what someone posted? Use the "report" button as a super-downvote

Don't like what someone posted? Use the
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have a female friend? automatically assume she wants to have sex with you

have a female friend? automatically assume she wants to have sex with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you've ran out of deodorant and can't make it to the store Just use shampoo instead

If you've ran out of deodorant and can't make it to the store Just use shampoo instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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she wants to try anal? insert a stick of butter first, then get a running start

she wants to try anal? insert a stick of butter first, then get a running start Malicious Advice Mallard
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