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Ran out of dishwasher detergent? Just use dish soap instead

Ran out of dishwasher detergent? Just use dish soap instead  Malicious Advice Mallard

Smoke a cigarrete before and after every meal The nicotine will curb your apettite

Smoke a cigarrete before and after every meal
 The nicotine will curb your apettite  Malicious Advice Mallard

rob a bank


 rob a bank  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to beat the spins? Spin counterclockwise, it all nets out

Trying to beat the spins? Spin counterclockwise, it all nets out  Malicious Advice Mallard

just do it, marry the next person you date. you never know, it might be the one! and if it doesn't work out you can always get divorced.

just do it, marry the next person you date.  you never know, it might be the one!
 and if it doesn't work out you can always get divorced.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to build a great website? Just make it like Verizon's

want to build a great website? Just make it like Verizon's  Malicious Advice Mallard

Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon karmawhore like a motherfucker

Anyone who has original videos, pictures or images taken during the marathon karmawhore like a motherfucker  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do something illegal So your confession bear will actually make sense

Do something illegal So your confession bear will actually make sense  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want Reddit to love you? Make another advice mallard. Color it yellow.

Want Reddit to love you? Make another advice mallard. Color it yellow.  Malicious Advice Mallard

THirsty? Eat

THirsty? Eat  Malicious Advice Mallard
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