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if she says "I'm fine" she is

if she says

The meaning of "NSFW" has been changed to "Now Safe For Work" So it's ok to click that link

The meaning of

The weather has been beautiful for weeks? The snow is melting? Put away all your winter gear. You won't need it anytime soon.

The weather has been beautiful for weeks?  The snow is melting?
 Put away all your winter gear.  You won't need it anytime soon.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Shave your pubes against the grain It will be a closer, more comfortable shave

Shave your pubes against the grain It will be a closer, more comfortable shave  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your girlfriend to trust you more? Tell her about your sex dreams with other women

Want your girlfriend to trust you more?
 Tell her about your sex dreams with other women  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad smelling junk? Rub your balls with toothpaste for a long lasting minty scent

Bad smelling junk?
 Rub your balls with toothpaste for a long lasting minty scent  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too shy to ask out your crush? Chloroform and Duct tape

Too shy to ask out your crush?
 Chloroform and Duct tape  Malicious Advice Mallard

When someone says it's the grossest thing they've ever smelled ... take a huge whiff

When someone says it's the grossest thing they've ever smelled ...
 take a huge whiff  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your pre-employment drug screening just establishes a baseline on certain enzymes for future tests Don't clean up for it unless you're going to stay clean

Your pre-employment drug screening just establishes a baseline on certain enzymes for future tests
 Don't clean up for it unless you're going to stay clean  Malicious Advice Mallard

Draw Dicks at work you can trust the IT department

Draw Dicks at work you can trust the IT department  Malicious Advice Mallard
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