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Looking for a meaningful, long-term relationship on craigslist? Post a picture of your genitals

Looking for a meaningful, long-term relationship on craigslist? Post a picture of your genitals   Malicious Advice Mallard

when you reply to a long thread looking for advice don't read any previous suggestions, yours isn't there

when you reply to a long thread looking for advice don't read any previous suggestions, yours isn't there  Malicious Advice Mallard

listen to every Actual advice mallard

listen to every Actual advice mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bored at the airport? Shout "bomb!"

Bored at the airport? Shout

Trying to lose weight? Smoke crack, not only will it surpress your appetite, but you will be too broke to buy food

Trying to lose weight? Smoke crack, not only will it surpress your appetite, but you will be too broke to buy food  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble staying awake for exams? Take a couple hits of meth, it'll keep you going all night.

Having trouble staying awake for exams? Take a couple hits of meth, it'll keep you going all night.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nature valley granola bars are a great snack to eat in bed

Nature valley granola bars are a great snack to eat in bed
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IF A MOTORCYCLIST TAPS THE TOP OF HIS HELMET SLOW DOWN IT MEANS THAT HE IS ABOUT TO STOP AND ENCOURAGES YOU TO OVERTAKE HIM

IF A MOTORCYCLIST TAPS THE TOP OF HIS HELMET SLOW DOWN
 IT MEANS THAT HE IS ABOUT TO STOP AND ENCOURAGES YOU TO OVERTAKE HIM  Malicious Advice Mallard

Everytime you see a pre-1965 quarter Take it, it's only 25 cents and they'll never notice

Everytime you see a pre-1965 quarter Take it, it's only 25 cents and they'll never notice  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should tell your girlfriend when she is getting fat women appreciate honesty

You should tell your girlfriend when she is getting fat women appreciate honesty  Malicious Advice Mallard
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