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Want to masterbate in the shower? Try Shampoo

Want to masterbate in the shower? Try Shampoo Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your band isn't getting along? Call a band meeting. People will change their usual ways.

Your band isn't getting along? Call a band meeting. People will change their usual ways. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy your wife that bull dog puppy as a surprise gift She'll be glad you didn't waste money on jewelry or bills

Buy your wife that bull dog puppy as a surprise gift She'll be glad you didn't waste money on jewelry or bills Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to get a girl to have sex with you? Instantly 'like' every one of her Facebook Updates and Photos

Trying to get a girl to have sex with you? Instantly 'like' every one of her Facebook Updates and Photos Malicious Advice Mallard
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Life is short live a double life

Life is short live a double life Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're going to complain about the company you work for be sure to say who you work for, so they can credit you for bringing this problem to their attention.

If you're going to complain about the company you work for be sure to say who you work for, so they can credit you for bringing this problem to their attention. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to make it seem like you can speak arabic? Make a turkey noise and end it with "allahu ackbar". Only seasoned speakers will know the difference.

Want to make it seem like you can speak arabic? Make a turkey noise and end it with
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After you gargle Swallow your mouthwash YOur farts will come out minty fresh

After you gargle Swallow your mouthwash YOur farts will come out minty fresh Malicious Advice Mallard
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Repost something popular Redditors love reposts

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of lube? Try using a fistful of Icy Hot

Out of lube? Try using a fistful of Icy Hot Malicious Advice Mallard
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