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Make sure all your friends know about your house party By announcing it on facebook

Make sure all your friends know about your house party By announcing it on facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of your hangover? drink Bleach

Want to get rid of your hangover? drink Bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want the government to do something vote, write, call, email, petition, lobby, protest, riot, or bitch on facebook; all are equally effective

If you want the government to do something vote, write, call, email, petition, lobby, protest, riot, or bitch on facebook; all are equally effective  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you Still need advice i'm here to help

if you Still need advice
 i'm here to help  Malicious Advice Mallard

Smashed? Go to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning.

Smashed?
 Go to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning.   Malicious Advice Mallard

you're chip pan caught fire? just throw some water on it and it will go rightr out

you're chip pan caught fire? just throw some water on it and it will go rightr out  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you feel lonely on valentine's day masturbate

If you feel lonely on valentine's day masturbate  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU WANT TO STOP GETTING NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ON YOUR POSTS POST MORE FREQUENTLY THE COMMUNITY WILL RECOGNIZE YOUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION AND STOP

IF YOU WANT TO STOP GETTING NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ON YOUR POSTS POST MORE FREQUENTLY
THE COMMUNITY WILL RECOGNIZE YOUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION AND STOP  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cut off a foot To double your pairs of socks

Cut off a foot To double your pairs of socks  Malicious Advice Mallard

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wanna lose 3 pounds?
 here take these swedish nutrition bars  Malicious Advice Mallard
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