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Want to make your marriage last forever? Open relationship. That way you'll try extra hard for each other

Want to make your marriage last forever? Open relationship. That way you'll try extra hard for each other Malicious Advice Mallard
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Whenever your girlfriend cooks for you be sure she knows how much better your mom makes it

Whenever your girlfriend cooks for you be sure she knows how much better your mom makes it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need a motorcycle helmet? Go to a biker bar. they're conviently left in the parking lot.

Need a motorcycle helmet? Go to a biker bar. they're conviently left in the parking lot. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Thirsty? hydrofluoric acid and bleach cocktail makes a delicious thirst quencher.

Thirsty? hydrofluoric acid and bleach cocktail makes a delicious thirst quencher. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Use Comic Sans on your resume, Employers are bound to hire you.

Use Comic Sans on your resume, Employers are bound to hire you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of dishwashing detergent? Just use regular dish soap

Out of dishwashing detergent? Just use regular dish soap Malicious Advice Mallard
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Still need to get something for mother's day? relax, you have 14 days to go

Still need to get something for mother's day? relax, you have 14 days to go Malicious Advice Mallard
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your friends exclude and humiliate you? do them lots of favors. They'll appreciate you for it and treat you like an equal

your friends exclude and humiliate you? do them lots of favors. They'll appreciate you for it and treat you like an equal Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to see who your real friends are Injure yourself severely so you'll be admitted into the hospital

If you want to see who your real friends are Injure yourself severely so you'll be admitted into the hospital Malicious Advice Mallard
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send flowers to your wife anonymously, if she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.

send flowers to your wife anonymously, if she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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