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spilled some toothpaste on your clothes? Use some spit to clean it

spilled some toothpaste on your clothes? Use some spit to clean it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Add your address to your house key Because if you lose it, someone who found it will know where you live and will be able to give your house key back

Add your address to your house key Because if you lose it, someone who found it will know where you live and will be able to give your house key back  Malicious Advice Mallard

Air conditioning is broken? Just leave your fridge door open

Air conditioning is broken?
 Just leave your fridge door open  Malicious Advice Mallard

girls get good at giving blowjobs! it is the best way to get your college professors like you

girls get good at giving blowjobs! it is the best way to get your college professors like you  Malicious Advice Mallard

No posts for your cakeday? repost everything on the front page

No posts for your cakeday?
 repost everything on the front page  Malicious Advice Mallard

If the price listed on a website is too good to be true Buy it immediately

If the price listed on a website is too good to be true  Buy it immediately   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you think a guy's sister is hot, make sure to let him know. he'll appreciate the kind words on their family genes and might even hook you up with her.

If you think a guy's sister is hot, make sure to let him know.
 he'll appreciate the kind words on their family genes and might even hook you up with her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, keep foods they like on the highest shelves of cabinets and the fridge It will give them greater motivation to be able to stand and walk

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, keep foods they like on the highest shelves of cabinets and the fridge
 It will give them greater motivation to be able to stand and walk  Malicious Advice Mallard

about to propose? women hate diamonds

about to propose? women hate diamonds  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ex doesn't think it's a good idea to be friends after breaking up? They're just a little confused. Send them incessant emails until they come 'round.

Ex doesn't think it's a good idea to be friends after breaking up? They're just a little confused. Send them incessant emails until they come 'round.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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