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Try jumping


 Try jumping  Malicious Advice Mallard

In a dry spell? Text your ex

In a dry spell?
 Text your ex  Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to a party? Bring a guitar, it will be appreciated.

Going to a party? Bring a guitar, it will be appreciated.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Depressed about something? Drink until you can't remember what it was

Depressed about something? Drink until you can't remember what it was  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want a lot of karma, post in r/funny and put the punchline in the title Redditors appreciate it when you save them the time of having to read it themselves

If you want a lot of karma, post in r/funny and put the punchline in the title Redditors appreciate it when you save them the time of having to read it themselves  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are trying to get a guy to dump you just ruin his credit. most relationships end over financial troubles.

If you are trying to get a guy to dump you 
 just ruin his credit. most relationships  end over financial troubles.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Save time in the morning and only fix the front of your hair No one will notice the other 3/4 of a rats nest you have on your melon

Save time in the morning and only fix the front of your hair No one will notice the other 3/4 of a rats nest you have on your melon  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to win the 2016 election? Continue being against equal rights for women, homosexuals, and minorities

Want to win the 2016 election?
 Continue being against equal rights for women, homosexuals, and minorities  Malicious Advice Mallard

Annoying dog keeps barking? Feeding it chocolate will make it quiet down.

Annoying dog keeps barking? Feeding it chocolate will make it quiet down.  Malicious Advice Mallard

LOOk for OC for reddit on reddit

LOOk for OC for reddit on reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard
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