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Want to get some easy karma on reddit? Make a Gonewild post

Want to get some easy karma on reddit? Make a Gonewild post  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a break from studying for finals and writing papers? Go on reddit for a bit to clear your head, you'll bang out that work in no time!

Need a break from studying for finals and writing papers?
 Go on reddit for a bit to clear your head, you'll bang out that work in no time!   Malicious Advice Mallard

cheat on your wife she will never see it coming

cheat on your wife she will never see it coming  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend suddenly loose a beloved pet? Just get her a new puppy to help her get over it.

Girlfriend suddenly loose a beloved pet? Just get her a new puppy to help her get over it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble sleeping? try /r/nosleep

Having trouble sleeping? try /r/nosleep  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't hold it in any longer? Nobody will notice if you pee your pants slowly

Can't hold it in any longer? Nobody will notice if
you pee your pants slowly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mosquito bite? microwave a spoon and put it on the spot and the itching will stop

Mosquito bite? microwave a spoon and put it on the spot and the itching will stop  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want great service at a restaurant? Go in right before they close. You'll be the only guests there.

Want great service at a restaurant? Go in right before they close. You'll be the only guests there.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want the government to listen to you and stop spying on you? Stop paying your taxes.

Want the government to listen to you and stop spying on you? Stop paying your taxes.  Malicious Advice Mallard

a grease fire started while you were cooking? pour water onto the fire, it'll extinguish the fire quickly.

a grease fire started while you were cooking?
 pour water onto the fire, it'll extinguish the fire quickly.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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