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If you want to be successful on reddit When you are downvoted, edit: "Downvotes? Really?" that way reddit will know you had enough

If you want to be successful on reddit
 When you are downvoted, edit:

Bored at the airport? yell bomb!

Bored at the airport? yell bomb!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't find somebody to help you in an electronics store? STEAL SOMETHING. SOmebody will be right over.

Can't find somebody to help you in an electronics store? STEAL SOMETHING. SOmebody will be right over.  Malicious Advice Mallard

bad breath problems? drink bleach, it will kill all the bacteria and keep your mouth clean

bad breath problems?
 drink bleach, it will kill all the bacteria and keep your mouth clean  Malicious Advice Mallard

Running out of original advice? Consider reposting

Running out of original advice? Consider reposting  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to get out of a speeding ticket offer to buy the officer a bacon filled jelly doughnut

need to get out of a speeding ticket offer to buy the officer a bacon filled jelly doughnut   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to have a fun time on December 21st? Dress like a zombie and walk around town

Want to have a fun time on December 21st? Dress like a zombie and walk around town  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ding Dong Ditchers? React swiftly and fervently. You'll scare them and never have to deal with a ding dong ditcher again.

Ding Dong Ditchers? React swiftly and fervently.  You'll scare them and never have to deal with a ding dong ditcher again.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a final tomorrow? Go to an Irish Pub. It's St. Patrick's day.

Have a final tomorrow? Go to an Irish Pub. It's St. Patrick's day.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nervous for a drug test? Smoke to chill out

Nervous for a drug test? Smoke to chill out  Malicious Advice Mallard
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