Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend crowding the bathroom counter with make up and hair products? jump out of the shower and knock all of her stuff into the sink with your erection

Girlfriend crowding the bathroom counter with make up and hair products? jump out of the shower and knock all of her stuff into the sink with your erection  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to save work quickly? Press ALT + F4

Trying to save work quickly? Press ALT + F4  Malicious Advice Mallard

During masturbation use Icy Hot as lube It's healthier and more pleasurable

During masturbation use 
Icy Hot as lube It's healthier and more pleasurable   Malicious Advice Mallard

Relationship failing? get pregnant

Relationship failing?  get pregnant  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fart in a crowded room? Ask if anyone smells popcorn

Fart in a crowded room? Ask if anyone smells popcorn  Malicious Advice Mallard

post an ambiguously sad facebook status They'll be sure to get the message and your relationship will become stronger

post an ambiguously sad facebook status They'll be sure to get the message and your relationship will become stronger  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mosquitoes eating you up at night? Smoke lots of cigarettes. The smoke repels them, essentially a portable tiki torch

Mosquitoes eating you up at night?
 Smoke lots of cigarettes. The smoke repels them, essentially a portable tiki torch  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl says she's ugly Agree with her. Women love when you take their side.

If a girl says she's ugly
 Agree with her. Women love when you take their side.  Malicious Advice Mallard

ALWAYS LONGBOARD DRUNK FALLING HURTS LESS

ALWAYS LONGBOARD DRUNK FALLING HURTS LESS  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want To Get a lot of karma? Share an inspirational quote from a religious leader to /r/atheism/

Want To Get a lot of karma?
 Share an inspirational quote from a religious leader to /r/atheism/  Malicious Advice Mallard
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