Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell them the sex wasn't even good They will forgive you.

Tell them the sex wasn't even good They will forgive you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Computer running slow? delete system 32

Computer running slow? delete system 32  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a tooth ache? Try chewing on aluminium foil

Have a tooth ache? Try chewing on aluminium foil  Malicious Advice Mallard

On the line between crush and relationship? Send her nudes; she'll love your open attitude and willingness to share everything

On the line between crush and relationship? Send her nudes; she'll love your open attitude and willingness to share everything  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for her birthday get her a minecraft account

If your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for her birthday get her a minecraft account   Malicious Advice Mallard

litter do-gooders will pick it up and they will feel better about themselves

litter do-gooders will pick it up and they will feel better about themselves  Malicious Advice Mallard

When disarming a bomb cut the red wire last

When disarming a bomb cut the red wire last  Malicious Advice Mallard

Did you just get a new pair of shoes? Wear them while you mow the lawn- all that simple walking back and forth will help break them in and make them feel more comfortable

Did you just get a new pair of shoes?
 Wear them while you mow the lawn- all that simple walking back and forth will help break them in and make them feel more comfortable  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like what is on the front page? Go to r/new and help contribute to a better reddit

Don't like what is on the front page?
 Go to r/new and help contribute to a better reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Vote 3rd Party They are not infested like democrats and republicans, and deserve a chance

Vote 3rd Party They are not infested like democrats and republicans, and deserve a chance  Malicious Advice Mallard
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