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Looking for funny and original content? try /r/funny it is full of witty and original humor

Looking for funny and original content? try /r/funny it is full of witty and original humor    Malicious Advice Mallard

trying to lose weight? Start smoking!

trying to lose weight? Start smoking!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use 9GAG It has lots of clever, original content

Use 9GAG It has lots of clever, 
original content  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to listen to music during your bath put the radio in there with you

want to listen to music during your bath put the radio in there with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

if someone asks you about their weight answer truthfully

if someone asks you about their weight answer truthfully  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to quit smoking? Take up chewing tobacco. It's got nicotine in it, has smooth tobacco flavor, and nothing bad can happen from chewing on something.

Trying to quit smoking? Take up chewing tobacco. It's got nicotine in it, has smooth tobacco flavor, and nothing bad can happen from chewing on something.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Worried he's going to leave you? Have a baby, that will make him stay.

Worried he's going to leave you? Have a baby, that will make him stay.  Malicious Advice Mallard

First date? Slam your dates drink and yell, "CRUNK JUICE!"

First date? Slam your dates drink and yell,

Don't know why you are getting down voted? Complain about it

Don't know why you are getting down voted? Complain about it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fuck the duck Until exploded

Fuck the duck Until exploded  Malicious Advice Mallard
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